Last Week I threw out Worrying,

it was getting old and in the way.

It kept me from being me;

I couldn't do things God's way.

I threw out a book on MY  PAST

(Didn't have time to read it anyway).

Replaced it with NEW GOALS,

started reading it today.

I threw out hate and bad memories,

(Remember how I treasured them so)?

Got me a NEW PHILOSOPHY too,

threw out the one from long ago.

Brought in some new books too,

called I CAN, I WILL, AND I MUST.

Threw out I migh...

If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting?

 Can you cry under water?

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

Why do you have to "put your two cents in"... but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"?  Where's that extra penny going to?

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

Why does a round pizz...

and only in Florida…

Here is a math problem so unbelievable that it will stump you.

Personally I would like to know who came up with this and why that person is not running the country.

Grab a calculator. (you won't be able to do this one in your head)

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?

Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word  "lisp"?

What is the speed of darkness?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up every two hours?

If the temperature i...